Hold My Keys I’m About To Do Something Non Health And Safety Graphic Tee – Unisex Cotton T-Shirt
Black / S
£18.50
Prix promotionnel
£18.50
Prix régulier
Passer aux informations sur le produit
For every keeper, animal trainer, and wildlife professional who has ever spotted a challenge and immediately started creating a solution, this unisex “Hold My Keys I’m About To Do Something Non Health And Safety” t-shirt captures the humour of working in animal care.
Animal jobs require creativity, teamwork, and the ability to think on your feet. Whether it’s adjusting enrichment, solving unexpected problems, or finding a practical fix during a busy day, keepers know that the plan can sometimes change quickly.
This design celebrates the chaotic, problem-solving side of animal care with a tongue-in-cheek nod to those moments when everyone nearby knows they should probably start paying attention.
Made from soft, high-quality cotton, this tee offers a structured fit with clean lines—ideal for zoo shifts, training days, keeper events, or everyday wear for animal lovers with a sense of humour.
Features:
100% cotton for most colours
Sport Grey: 90% cotton / 10% polyester
Ash Grey: 99% cotton / 1% polyester
Heather colours: 50% cotton / 50% polyester
Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)
Tubular fabric with taped neck and shoulders
Double-seamed sleeves and bottom hem for durability
Soft, breathable everyday wear feel
Notes:
White may appear slightly off-white due to fabric properties
Natural colour has subtle speckled texture for a unique look
Perfect for zookeepers, animal trainers, wildlife professionals, and anyone who understands that the best stories usually start with “hold my keys…”
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Hold My Keys I’m About To Do Something Non Health And Safety Graphic Tee – Unisex Cotton T-Shirt
£18.50
Prix promotionnel
£18.50
Prix régulier
Animal jobs require creativity, teamwork, and the ability to think on your feet. Whether it’s adjusting enrichment, solving unexpected problems, or finding a practical fix during a busy day, keepers know that the plan can sometimes change quickly.
This design celebrates the chaotic, problem-solving side of animal care with a tongue-in-cheek nod to those moments when everyone nearby knows they should probably start paying attention.
Made from soft, high-quality cotton, this tee offers a structured fit with clean lines—ideal for zoo shifts, training days, keeper events, or everyday wear for animal lovers with a sense of humour.
Features:
100% cotton for most colours
Sport Grey: 90% cotton / 10% polyester
Ash Grey: 99% cotton / 1% polyester
Heather colours: 50% cotton / 50% polyester
Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)
Tubular fabric with taped neck and shoulders
Double-seamed sleeves and bottom hem for durability
Soft, breathable everyday wear feel
Notes:
White may appear slightly off-white due to fabric properties
Natural colour has subtle speckled texture for a unique look
Perfect for zookeepers, animal trainers, wildlife professionals, and anyone who understands that the best stories usually start with “hold my keys…”
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 15 ⅝ |
| M | 29 | 20 | 17 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 18 ½ |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 20 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 21 ½ |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 22 ¾ |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 24 ¼ |
| 5XL | 35 | 32 | 25 ¼ |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 39.7 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 43.2 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 47 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 50.8 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 54.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 58 |
| 4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 | 61.5 |
| 5XL | 89 | 81.3 | 64.3 |