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For those who are technically fine… but only on paper, this unisex “Clinically BAR Emotionally NQR” t-shirt is the perfect mix of medical humour and real-life honesty. Ideal for healthcare workers, students, and anyone fluent in clinical abbreviations.
A tongue-in-cheek nod to patient notes, this design captures the reality of staying professional on the outside while everything else is slightly questionable.
Made from soft, high-quality cotton, this tee offers a structured fit with clean lines—perfect for long shifts, study days, or casual wear.
Features:
100% cotton for most colours
Sport Grey: 90% cotton / 10% polyester
Ash Grey: 99% cotton / 1% polyester
Heather colours: 50% cotton / 50% polyester
Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)
Tubular fabric with taped neck and shoulders
Double-seamed sleeves and bottom hem for durability
Notes:
White may appear slightly off-white due to fabric properties
Natural colour has subtle speckles for a unique look
Perfect for healthcare professionals, students, and anyone living that clinically stable… emotionally questionable lifestyle.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Clinically BAR Emotionally NQR Graphic Tee – Unisex Cotton T-Shirt
£18.50
Sale price
£18.50
Regular price
A tongue-in-cheek nod to patient notes, this design captures the reality of staying professional on the outside while everything else is slightly questionable.
Made from soft, high-quality cotton, this tee offers a structured fit with clean lines—perfect for long shifts, study days, or casual wear.
Features:
100% cotton for most colours
Sport Grey: 90% cotton / 10% polyester
Ash Grey: 99% cotton / 1% polyester
Heather colours: 50% cotton / 50% polyester
Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)
Tubular fabric with taped neck and shoulders
Double-seamed sleeves and bottom hem for durability
Notes:
White may appear slightly off-white due to fabric properties
Natural colour has subtle speckles for a unique look
Perfect for healthcare professionals, students, and anyone living that clinically stable… emotionally questionable lifestyle.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 15 ⅝ |
| M | 29 | 20 | 17 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 18 ½ |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 20 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 21 ½ |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 22 ¾ |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 24 ¼ |
| 5XL | 35 | 32 | 25 ¼ |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 39.7 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 43.2 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 47 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 50.8 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 54.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 58 |
| 4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 | 61.5 |
| 5XL | 89 | 81.3 | 64.3 |