“Social Skills Sold Separately” T-Shirt – Funny Zookeeper & Wildlife Apparel
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£18.50
Sale price
£18.50
Regular price
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Show your love for animals—and your selective social energy—with the “Social Skills Sold Separately” T-Shirt. Perfect for zookeepers, wildlife staff, volunteers, and animal lovers who thrive with animals but keep humans at a distance.
Whether on shift, volunteering, or off-duty, this T-shirt delivers a playful, relatable twist on zookeeper life.
Why You’ll Love It:
Soft, breathable fabric for all-day comfort
Durable construction for regular wear
Classic unisex fit with a comfortable crew neck
Easy to layer or wear alone
Bold Social Skills Sold Separately design that’s funny and relatable
A fun gift for zookeepers, wildlife staff, conservationists, and animal lovers who know where their social energy really goes—mostly to the animals.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
“Social Skills Sold Separately” T-Shirt – Funny Zookeeper & Wildlife Apparel
£18.50
Sale price
£18.50
Regular price
Whether on shift, volunteering, or off-duty, this T-shirt delivers a playful, relatable twist on zookeeper life.
Why You’ll Love It:
Soft, breathable fabric for all-day comfort
Durable construction for regular wear
Classic unisex fit with a comfortable crew neck
Easy to layer or wear alone
Bold Social Skills Sold Separately design that’s funny and relatable
A fun gift for zookeepers, wildlife staff, conservationists, and animal lovers who know where their social energy really goes—mostly to the animals.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 15 ⅝ |
| M | 29 | 20 | 17 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 18 ½ |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 20 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 21 ½ |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 22 ¾ |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 24 ¼ |
| 5XL | 35 | 32 | 25 ¼ |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 39.7 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 43.2 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 47 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 50.8 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 54.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 58 |
| 4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 | 61.5 |
| 5XL | 89 | 81.3 | 64.3 |