Giraffes Have Seven Neck Bones All of Them Used to Judge Me Graphic Tee – Unisex Cotton T-Shirt
Black / S
£18.50
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£18.50
Regular price
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Bring tall judgemental energy everywhere you go with this unisex “Giraffes Have Seven Neck Bones All of Them Used to Judge Me” t-shirt, perfect for giraffe lovers, zoo fans, and anyone who appreciates wildlife humour with oddly specific facts.
Despite their incredibly long necks, giraffes actually have the same number of neck bones as humans—just dramatically stretched out. This design combines real animal facts with sarcastic chaos, making it perfect for people who love educational humour and mildly judgemental animals.
Made from soft, high-quality cotton, this tee offers a structured fit with clean lines—ideal for zoo trips, casual wear, or gifting to fellow wildlife nerds.
Features:
100% cotton for most colours
Sport Grey: 90% cotton / 10% polyester
Ash Grey: 99% cotton / 1% polyester
Heather colours: 50% cotton / 50% polyester
Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)
Tubular fabric with taped neck and shoulders
Double-seamed sleeves and bottom hem for durability
Notes:
White may appear slightly off-white due to fabric properties
Natural colour has subtle speckles for a unique look
Perfect for giraffe lovers, zookeepers, animal science fans, and anyone who enjoys educational wildlife memes and chaotic zoo humour.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Giraffes Have Seven Neck Bones All of Them Used to Judge Me Graphic Tee – Unisex Cotton T-Shirt
£18.50
Sale price
£18.50
Regular price
Despite their incredibly long necks, giraffes actually have the same number of neck bones as humans—just dramatically stretched out. This design combines real animal facts with sarcastic chaos, making it perfect for people who love educational humour and mildly judgemental animals.
Made from soft, high-quality cotton, this tee offers a structured fit with clean lines—ideal for zoo trips, casual wear, or gifting to fellow wildlife nerds.
Features:
100% cotton for most colours
Sport Grey: 90% cotton / 10% polyester
Ash Grey: 99% cotton / 1% polyester
Heather colours: 50% cotton / 50% polyester
Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)
Tubular fabric with taped neck and shoulders
Double-seamed sleeves and bottom hem for durability
Notes:
White may appear slightly off-white due to fabric properties
Natural colour has subtle speckles for a unique look
Perfect for giraffe lovers, zookeepers, animal science fans, and anyone who enjoys educational wildlife memes and chaotic zoo humour.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 15 ⅝ |
| M | 29 | 20 | 17 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 18 ½ |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 20 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 21 ½ |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 22 ¾ |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 24 ¼ |
| 5XL | 35 | 32 | 25 ¼ |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 39.7 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 43.2 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 47 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 50.8 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 54.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 58 |
| 4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 | 61.5 |
| 5XL | 89 | 81.3 | 64.3 |