If You Can’t Roll A Hose You Can’t Sit With Us Graphic Tee – Unisex Cotton T-Shirt
Black / S
£18.50
Sale price
£18.50
Regular price
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Celebrate the unofficial skills test of animal care with this unisex “If You Can’t Roll A Hose You Can’t Sit With Us” t-shirt, perfect for zookeepers, animal keepers, wildlife professionals, and anyone who knows the importance of the little things that keep a team running.
Behind every great animal care team are the everyday skills that make the job possible—from preparing diets and maintaining habitats to mastering the art of the perfect hose roll. It may seem simple, but every keeper knows there is a technique, a standard, and definitely an opinion.
This design brings keeper humour to life with a relatable inside joke for anyone who has worked in zoos, wildlife parks, animal facilities, or any hands-on animal care environment.
Made from soft, high-quality cotton, this tee offers a structured fit with clean lines—ideal for zoo shifts, team events, training days, or everyday wear for animal care professionals.
Features:
100% cotton for most colours
Sport Grey: 90% cotton / 10% polyester
Ash Grey: 99% cotton / 1% polyester
Heather colours: 50% cotton / 50% polyester
Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)
Tubular fabric with taped neck and shoulders
Double-seamed sleeves and bottom hem for durability
Soft, breathable everyday wear feel
Notes:
White may appear slightly off-white due to fabric properties
Natural colour has subtle speckled texture for a unique look
Perfect for zookeepers, animal trainers, wildlife carers, and anyone who knows that hose rolling is a keeper skill, not just a chore.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
• Traceability:
- Knitting—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Dyeing—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Honduras, Haiti, El Salvador, or the Dominican Republic
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
If You Can’t Roll A Hose You Can’t Sit With Us Graphic Tee – Unisex Cotton T-Shirt
£18.50
Sale price
£18.50
Regular price
Behind every great animal care team are the everyday skills that make the job possible—from preparing diets and maintaining habitats to mastering the art of the perfect hose roll. It may seem simple, but every keeper knows there is a technique, a standard, and definitely an opinion.
This design brings keeper humour to life with a relatable inside joke for anyone who has worked in zoos, wildlife parks, animal facilities, or any hands-on animal care environment.
Made from soft, high-quality cotton, this tee offers a structured fit with clean lines—ideal for zoo shifts, team events, training days, or everyday wear for animal care professionals.
Features:
100% cotton for most colours
Sport Grey: 90% cotton / 10% polyester
Ash Grey: 99% cotton / 1% polyester
Heather colours: 50% cotton / 50% polyester
Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)
Tubular fabric with taped neck and shoulders
Double-seamed sleeves and bottom hem for durability
Soft, breathable everyday wear feel
Notes:
White may appear slightly off-white due to fabric properties
Natural colour has subtle speckled texture for a unique look
Perfect for zookeepers, animal trainers, wildlife carers, and anyone who knows that hose rolling is a keeper skill, not just a chore.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
• Traceability:
- Knitting—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Dyeing—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Honduras, Haiti, El Salvador, or the Dominican Republic
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 15 ⅝ |
| M | 29 | 20 | 17 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 18 ½ |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 20 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 21 ½ |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 22 ¾ |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 24 ¼ |
| 5XL | 35 | 32 | 25 ¼ |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 39.7 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 43.2 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 47 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 50.8 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 54.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 58 |
| 4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 | 61.5 |
| 5XL | 89 | 81.3 | 64.3 |