If You Can’t Roll A Hose You Can’t Sit With Us Sweatshirt – Funny Zookeeper Crewneck, Keeper Humour
Black / S
£33.50
Sale price
£33.50
Regular price
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Join the ultimate keeper inside joke with this “If You Can’t Roll A Hose You Can’t Sit With Us” sweatshirt. Designed for animal care teams who know the importance of the perfect hose roll, this cosy crewneck is made for zookeepers, animal keepers, grounds teams, and wildlife professionals who appreciate the small skills that keep everything running smoothly. Perfect for zoo shifts, team banter, or off-duty keeper life. Runs small – sizing up is recommended for the best fit.
• 100% cotton face
• 65% cotton, 35% polyester body
• Charcoal Heather: 55% cotton, 45% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.5 oz/yd² (288.2 g/m²) tightly knit 3-end fleece
• Ribbed crew neck
• Long sleeve cuffs
• Flat hem
• Side-seamed construction
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Double-needle stitched rib collar, cuffs, and hem
• Soft fleece interior
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
• Traceability:
- Weaving—Pakistan
- Dyeing—Pakistan
- Manufacturing—Pakistan
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
If You Can’t Roll A Hose You Can’t Sit With Us Sweatshirt – Funny Zookeeper Crewneck, Keeper Humour
£33.50
Sale price
£33.50
Regular price
• 100% cotton face
• 65% cotton, 35% polyester body
• Charcoal Heather: 55% cotton, 45% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.5 oz/yd² (288.2 g/m²) tightly knit 3-end fleece
• Ribbed crew neck
• Long sleeve cuffs
• Flat hem
• Side-seamed construction
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Double-needle stitched rib collar, cuffs, and hem
• Soft fleece interior
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
• Traceability:
- Weaving—Pakistan
- Dyeing—Pakistan
- Manufacturing—Pakistan
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Size guide
| BODY LENGTH (inches) | CHEST WIDTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 27 | 20 | 23 ½ |
| M | 28 | 21 | 24 |
| L | 29 | 23 | 24 |
| XL | 30 | 25 | 24 |
| 2XL | 31 | 26 ½ | 24 |
| 3XL | 32 | 28 | 24 |
| BODY LENGTH (cm) | CHEST WIDTH (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
| S | 68.6 | 50.8 | 59.7 |
| M | 71.1 | 53.3 | 61 |
| L | 73.7 | 58.4 | 61 |
| XL | 76.2 | 63.5 | 61 |
| 2XL | 78.7 | 67.3 | 61 |
| 3XL | 81.3 | 71.1 | 61 |