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A funny keeper-life vinyl decal inspired by one of the most important skills in animal care — mastering the hose roll. “If You Can’t Roll A Hose You Can’t Sit With Us” celebrates the unofficial rules, practical skills, and inside jokes that come with working around animals.
Perfect for zookeepers, animal care professionals, wildlife enthusiasts, and anyone who knows that a neatly rolled hose is a badge of honour. This sticker adds personality to laptops, water bottles, notebooks, journals, and keeper gear.
Printed on durable satin vinyl, this kiss-cut decal features a premium finish designed for everyday use. Water, scratch, and UV resistant, it is made to last while remaining easy to remove without leaving residue.
Specifications
Material: Satin finish vinyl
Size: 3″ × 4″ (7.6 × 10.2 cm)
Adhesive: Removable – no residue left behind
Application: Bubble-free for a smooth finish
Durability: Water, scratch & UV resistant
Care: Dishwasher-safe
Use: Suitable for indoor & outdoor surfaces
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 Years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
If You Can’t Roll A Hose You Can’t Sit With Us Vinyl Decal – 3×4″ Kiss-Cut Sticker | Funny Keeper Life Zoo Meme Sticker
£3.50
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£3.50
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Perfect for zookeepers, animal care professionals, wildlife enthusiasts, and anyone who knows that a neatly rolled hose is a badge of honour. This sticker adds personality to laptops, water bottles, notebooks, journals, and keeper gear.
Printed on durable satin vinyl, this kiss-cut decal features a premium finish designed for everyday use. Water, scratch, and UV resistant, it is made to last while remaining easy to remove without leaving residue.
Specifications
Material: Satin finish vinyl
Size: 3″ × 4″ (7.6 × 10.2 cm)
Adhesive: Removable – no residue left behind
Application: Bubble-free for a smooth finish
Durability: Water, scratch & UV resistant
Care: Dishwasher-safe
Use: Suitable for indoor & outdoor surfaces
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 Years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.