“Not Afraid of Carnivores, Scared of Small Talk” T-Shirt – Funny Zookeeper & Wildlife Apparel
Charcoal / S
£18.50
Sale price
£18.50
Regular price
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Show your fearless side (with animals, not small talk) with the “Not Afraid of Carnivores, Scared of Small Talk” T-Shirt. Perfect for zookeepers, wildlife staff, carnivore keepers, and animal lovers who thrive around animals but prefer to skip awkward social interactions.
Whether on shift, volunteering, or relaxing off-duty, this T-shirt adds humor and personality to your wardrobe while celebrating your passion for wildlife.
Why You’ll Love It:
Soft, breathable fabric for all-day comfort
Durable construction for regular wear
Classic unisex fit with a comfortable crew neck
Easy to layer or wear alone
Bold funny zookeeper design that’s relatable for anyone working with animals
A playful gift for zookeepers, carnivore keepers, wildlife staff, and animal lovers who know their strengths lie with animals, not small talk.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
“Not Afraid of Carnivores, Scared of Small Talk” T-Shirt – Funny Zookeeper & Wildlife Apparel
£18.50
Sale price
£18.50
Regular price
Whether on shift, volunteering, or relaxing off-duty, this T-shirt adds humor and personality to your wardrobe while celebrating your passion for wildlife.
Why You’ll Love It:
Soft, breathable fabric for all-day comfort
Durable construction for regular wear
Classic unisex fit with a comfortable crew neck
Easy to layer or wear alone
Bold funny zookeeper design that’s relatable for anyone working with animals
A playful gift for zookeepers, carnivore keepers, wildlife staff, and animal lovers who know their strengths lie with animals, not small talk.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 15 ⅝ |
| M | 29 | 20 | 17 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 18 ½ |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 20 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 21 ½ |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 22 ¾ |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 24 ¼ |
| 5XL | 35 | 32 | 25 ¼ |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 39.7 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 43.2 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 47 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 50.8 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 54.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 58 |
| 4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 | 61.5 |
| 5XL | 89 | 81.3 | 64.3 |