“Not Afraid of Carnivores, Scared of Small Talk” T-Shirt – Funny Zookeeper & Wildlife Apparel
Black / S
£18.50
Sale price
£18.50
Regular price
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Show your fearless side (with animals, not small talk) with the “Not Afraid of Carnivores, Scared of Small Talk” T-Shirt. Perfect for zookeepers, wildlife staff, carnivore keepers, and animal lovers who thrive around animals but prefer to skip awkward social interactions.
Whether on shift, volunteering, or relaxing off-duty, this T-shirt adds humor and personality to your wardrobe while celebrating your passion for wildlife.
Why You’ll Love It:
Soft, breathable fabric for all-day comfort
Durable construction for regular wear
Classic unisex fit with a comfortable crew neck
Easy to layer or wear alone
Bold funny zookeeper design that’s relatable for anyone working with animals
A playful gift for zookeepers, carnivore keepers, wildlife staff, and animal lovers who know their strengths lie with animals, not small talk.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
“Not Afraid of Carnivores, Scared of Small Talk” T-Shirt – Funny Zookeeper & Wildlife Apparel
£18.50
Sale price
£18.50
Regular price
Whether on shift, volunteering, or relaxing off-duty, this T-shirt adds humor and personality to your wardrobe while celebrating your passion for wildlife.
Why You’ll Love It:
Soft, breathable fabric for all-day comfort
Durable construction for regular wear
Classic unisex fit with a comfortable crew neck
Easy to layer or wear alone
Bold funny zookeeper design that’s relatable for anyone working with animals
A playful gift for zookeepers, carnivore keepers, wildlife staff, and animal lovers who know their strengths lie with animals, not small talk.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 15 ⅝ |
| M | 29 | 20 | 17 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 18 ½ |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 20 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 21 ½ |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 22 ¾ |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 24 ¼ |
| 5XL | 35 | 32 | 25 ¼ |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 39.7 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 43.2 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 47 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 50.8 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 54.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 58 |
| 4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 | 61.5 |
| 5XL | 89 | 81.3 | 64.3 |